“I asked Gordie to cut off my long, nasty-ass hair. I just wanted him to shave my head but it somehow turned into an afternoon long event where me majorly fucked around. Gordo first cut off most of it off but left me with a hilarious mohawk - it was like 10” high. Then, he cut the mohawk down into a little Hare Krishna ponytail. So, I threw on some towels, rubbed white shit on my forehead, found some Krishna books we had lying around and chilled as a Krishna for a few hours. I should go roadie for Shelter!”
- Page 20 of Journal #5 (December 19th, 2000 - November 6th, 2001)
“We frisbee’d some pizza slices off Shawn’s condo balcony onto some unsuspecting assholes on the street below.”
- Page 27 of Journal #3 (July 18th, 1999 - April 10th, 2000)
“You gotta put a wiener in the buns to make a hot dog.”
- Page 24 of Journal #2 (January 1st, 1999 - July 17th, 1999)
“However, then Gordo got kissed by a total hesher.”
- Page 22 of Journal #2 (January 1st, 1999 - July 17th, 1999)
Gordie made a ‘Kiss me? 25¢’ sign at New Bedford Fest to try and drum up traffic at Confine’s merch table. At first I thought it was a dumb idea but then he got kissed by this really hot chick so I was actually the dumbo.”
- Page 21 of Journal #2 (January 1st, 1999 - July 17th, 1999)
“Saw Flo Mounier from Cryptopsy do a sound installation at the Museum of Contemporary Canadian Art. He basically did this phenomenal 45 minute drum solo. He was going one-handed gravity roll into gravity blasts, and throwing all this other fucking wild shit in there. Was really neat to see him drum in a museum environment. Pretty much blew my mind.”
- Page 3 of Journal #9 (June 3rd, 2005 - January 10th, 2007)
“I went to see the Rolling Stones tonight and they opened with Satisfaction. They all ran on stage playing it, and Keith Richards tripped and did a faceplant like 2 seconds into the set. I almost shit my pants laughing so hard. When he ate shit it made this massive crunch noise over the arena speakers and he was belly down still trying to strum so it sounded like total noise. Two stage hands had to run on stage and lift him to his feet.”
- Page 29 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)
“I spray painted ‘RJ is gay’ across the back of the equipment loft in the tour van. He’s constantly on the prowl to meet chicks so this is a good one because it throws off his game.”
- Page 17 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)
“Fucking drunk asshole rollerblading in the winter veered into the snowbank and crashed.”
- Page 37 of Journal #8 (April 29th, 2003 - June 3rd, 2005)
