“So rad- you can make a rid lil mini-flame thrower with Binaca spray! Luckily we didn’t burn the shit outta the minivan’s upholstery though. The parents woulda killed us or we woulda killed ourselves by starting a fire in the van and dying inside of it, and it blowing up into smithereens.”- Page 7 of Journal #3 (July 18th, 1999 - April 10th, 2000)

“So rad- you can make a rid lil mini-flame thrower with Binaca spray! Luckily we didn’t burn the shit outta the minivan’s upholstery though. The parents woulda killed us or we woulda killed ourselves by starting a fire in the van and dying inside of it, and it blowing up into smithereens.”

- Page 7 of Journal #3 (July 18th, 1999 - April 10th, 2000)

“Dave got smashed and did a little tap dance jig in the fire. He burnt his feet real bad because he wasn’t wearing socks. It was some Michael Flatley meets Evel Knievel type shit.”- Page 4 of Journal #4 (April 14th, 2000 - December 19th, 2000)

“Dave got smashed and did a little tap dance jig in the fire. He burnt his feet real bad because he wasn’t wearing socks. It was some Michael Flatley meets Evel Knievel type shit.”

- Page 4 of Journal #4 (April 14th, 2000 - December 19th, 2000)

“Stevil and I had a few drinks then doused a hat in lighter fluid and lit my head on fire.”- Page 37 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)

“Stevil and I had a few drinks then doused a hat in lighter fluid and lit my head on fire.”

- Page 37 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)

“I moved in with Mike and Stevil and we’ve been lighting off fireworks in the house. Mike fired some off in the washroom tonight and burnt his arm.”- Page 37 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)

“I moved in with Mike and Stevil and we’ve been lighting off fireworks in the house. Mike fired some off in the washroom tonight and burnt his arm.”

- Page 37 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)