“So rad- you can make a rid lil mini-flame thrower with Binaca spray! Luckily we didn’t burn the shit outta the minivan’s upholstery though. The parents woulda killed us or we woulda killed ourselves by starting a fire in the van and dying inside of it, and it blowing up into smithereens.”
- Page 7 of Journal #3 (July 18th, 1999 - April 10th, 2000)
“Dave got smashed and did a little tap dance jig in the fire. He burnt his feet real bad because he wasn’t wearing socks. It was some Michael Flatley meets Evel Knievel type shit.”
- Page 4 of Journal #4 (April 14th, 2000 - December 19th, 2000)
“Stevil and I had a few drinks then doused a hat in lighter fluid and lit my head on fire.”
- Page 37 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)