"So the Red Wings got knocked out of the playoffs tonight and RJ was pissed so I egged him on to go into the basement and break shit to blow off steam. He went hulkamaniac and was karateing so much shit. Fucking smithereens everywhere. Really glad he railed a bunch of blow because it gave him the gusto to go buckwild, and I was pissing my pants with laughter the whole time. After everything was busted we decided to go to an organic vegetarian restaurant to eat dinner."
- Page 32 of Journal #6 (November 17th, 2001- July 17th, 2002)
"Apparently RJ really liked the Detroit Red Wings when he was a kid because I found an entire box of Red Wings hockey cards in the basement. Anyway, I decided to glue the hockey cards to the kitchen cabinets to spell out ‘Fuck Jesus’ just to ruin hockey and god for him."
- Page 13 of Journal #5 (December 19th, 2000 - November 6th, 2001)