"Was a pretty shitty New Year’s Eve. Everyone was indecisive so we just bar hopped and it sucked. Ended up at Sneaky Dee’s. Gordie sat down at a table and I fucked off for a bit to chat with everyone. I returned and was talking to Gordo for like 5 minutes. At one point I asked him a question and he wasn’t answering. I called his name a few times- nothing. I then lifted up his shades and realized he was totally asleep in the bar. He looked awake because he was perched up against the wall and had a drink in his hands. Total Weekend at Bernie’s style. I put his shades back down and left him there."
- Page 29 of Journal #7 (July 17th, 2002 - April 27th, 2003)
"We ended up at Sneaky Dee’s and got our drink on. Gordie disappeared for a bit so I went on a quest to find him. I searched every floor then found him drunk in toilet stall with his dick stuck between his legs playing with toilet paper. He was totally lights out so I dragged him outside and threw his ass in a cab."
- Page 9 of Journal #9 (June 3rd, 2005 - January 10th, 2007)
"Simon volunteered to try and make it through the bar’s entire shot list but ended up barfing his brains out in a toilet stall."
- Page 2 of Journal #6 (November 17th, 2001- July 17th, 2002)