"Greg was so fucking gone that the idiot washed his hands IN THE PUKE in the sink. His baked brain apparently thought it was a water. What a boner!"
- Page 22 of Journal #1 (August 29th, 1998 - January 1st, 1999)
"…Turns out the funnel I made shoots too much beer into your mouth and makes you projectile vomit so I gotta revise the design a little."
- Page 26 of Journal #8 (April 29th, 2003 - June 3rd, 2005)
"I think Dickens has gone senile. He fucking pukes on Amy’s bed every time she leaves. I hate cats. They’re the pricks of the animal kingdom."
- Page 28 of Journal #6 (November 17th, 2001- July 17th, 2002)